…but here is a random (yet strangely compelling) list of why Tootisio (name changed to protect the guilty) is my best friend:
1) That picture, a compromising shot of my (large white) butt. Although, now after having had a baby and showing the goods to anyone at the hospital who even looked remotely interested, the threat of her sharing my nekkid butt with the world is slightly less scary.
2) Who else would suffer through a date with Oily McIsinginthechurchchoir just so that I could double with his friend Hotty McSexyLegalBriefs? I have spent the better part of the evening trying to remember what it was that he said to you that was so funny (not that he was trying to be funny) and sadly can’t remember.
3) That one time when we had the big fight. What exactly were we fighting over again?
4) The shared creepiness that was being friends with P. I don’t dare write her name for fear that she would somehow google it, find us both, kill us and totally make it look like an accident. Not that I live in fear of this ever happening. Just saying, hypothetically, you know.
5) That thawed potroast that sat in the sink and made us come to the realization that hey–it wasn’t just going to cook itself.
6) My fantastic rendition of something in a tuxedo? I know you know what I’m talking about here–what was his name again? The thing that has haunted me all these years–where did he disappear to? Will he show up at our 20 year reunion?!!! Inquiring minds need to know!
7) All of the time spent perfecting our code words. Although sadly, my brain’s capacity for being able to remember what/who they represented has sadly diminished. I do remember that if the perverTs broke in, it was supposed to be something about red ribbon so that said perverTs wouldn’t know that you were totally telling someone to HALP HALP CALL THE POLICE, WE’S GOTS PERVERtS.
All the times I was complained about being the last one on Earth to get married. Ever. Not that I am dramatic much or anything. Or that there are days where I could miss those single unmarried days.
9) All the fun stuff–finding out Mi was on his way in the Fred Meyer Bathroom, Ab being born the day after my birthday (I know you totally held out as long as you could and I totally appreciate it), Mi asking me if my gut was my baby when I stayed over after Se was born.
10) Even though I stink at being a good friend alot of the time, you still love me and accept me, warts and all.
See–now you have your very own post all about you!
Love and az whee pay’s for all 
Pudsio
Tootsio says:
Thanks =). I’ll print it out and hang it in the bathroom next to my “sex goddess” birthday card…that I laminated because I love it so much and it was getting thrashed by all of our moving around.
. The Fred Meyer bathroom…that was a great one =).
1. Hee, hee. I have that picture in my cool puzzle box…the children are always trying to figure out how to open that thing…hmm, I wonder if I put your name on the back of that picture…I probably did.
2. I loved #2 =). We could so be Meredith and Christina =)! I don’t remember what he said either…all I remember is praying that I wouldn’t fall off of that horse when it took off with me.
3. Hmm, I don’t remember that either. I wonder what it was.
4. Yes, we just won’t go there so that we won’t be tracked down.
5. I still think of that when I need a good laugh; do you think our children will ever have a “sniff, sniff, why don’t I smell the pot roast cooking? I put it in the sink like I always do when mom says we’re having pot roast for dinner…” moment?
6. Van Gogh =). How will I get through the Van Gogh art unit with my children without cracking up? It really would be nice to know what happened to that!
7. Those were the good ole days! We really should come up with the pervert code again, given your current situation.
8. That’s what friends are for!
9. Oh, come on! What about “Does Trena’s grandma have a wee wee?” You could do a whole post just about things that came out of a certain person’s mouth
10. Ah, but when you’re a good friend, you’re so fantastic!!
His Royal Highness is squawking, so I guess I’d better go! Thank you =)!
November 30th, 2007 at 11:55 pm